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Would you like to travel the most dismal places on the world? Do you feel the system has left you with little option? Are you a high school drop-out that has been convinced that they are worthless good-for-nothings? Are you a tough metrosexual? Do you hate any color darker than you? Are you considered a minority that hates other minorities because you're hated on? Great!!! Join the armed forces today. We need YOU to fuel the war machine.