Next they will be firing them from satelites! No! Wait! I've got an even better idea! They will implant TASERs in all of us at birth (or when we go to renew our driver's license and get our RFID's!). Then it will just be activated by a directional remote control as needed to subdue us in to compliance! See how easy that was? You just have to think like a Nazi and it all becomes so clear! Seig Heil, suckers!
